bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009

Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

PB and J BJ

When you apply a light layer of peanut butter to your genitalia and let your partner go to town on your schlong

When bae is hungry and horny you give them a PB and J BJ.

by LongSchlongJohnson November 10, 2017

michael J Curran

a total idiot, doesnt shower. Hangs with a monkey all damn day. Needs to brush his teeth and wash his damn face. Just makes you want to say uhhhh boi he is so nasty.

Michael J curran is so gay

by warren scott June 11, 2018

Richard Sean J

A guy that is good in playing Fortnite.
Now he quits due to it being bad. This guy is better than whomever is reading this.

Richard Sean J is great at Fortnite yet he is not the best, but better than you, the reader.

by Bau meme June 11, 2019

Crazy Doc J

A middle aged man who, while bored at the office, forces patients to wait in exam rooms while he accesses Urban Dictionary for his own twisted sense of humor.

Yo...What the F@*$, why I am still waiting for Crazy Doc J.

by Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke April 16, 2010