The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
Get the Dyslexic Wet Willymug. when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.
by tonys*gurl83 November 5, 2011
Get the wet willy jr.mug. by Harthroth November 8, 2019
Get the invisible wet williemug. by Wet Brown Hell April 9, 2023
Get the wet brown hellmug. by Fragola September 15, 2018
Get the wet child chimneymug. A spectacle at any Asian Bukakke.
Similar to that of a “soggy sao”, when the time is right one gentlemen is nominated as the “spring roll” and the remaining male participants (shemales included) finish their load on the nominated’s Johnson.
Similar to that of a “soggy sao”, when the time is right one gentlemen is nominated as the “spring roll” and the remaining male participants (shemales included) finish their load on the nominated’s Johnson.
by Focusiodine October 6, 2019
Get the Wet spring rollmug. When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.
"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"
"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
by SultanofFez January 7, 2019
Get the Diner Wet Wipemug.