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Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.
"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"
by Kile Hanzens May 7, 2021
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wet child chimney

I just need to get up in some wet child chimney right now man
by Fragola September 15, 2018
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extra wet willy

When two people are having sex (doggy style) and the one in the back puts their pinky in their mouth and proceeds to give their partner a "wet willy" while the long, thrusting.
I was hittin it from the back, and I noticed I had some chip crums on my finger , so I licked it clean and thought to myself, "hey its the perfect time for a extra wet willy!"
by Wet&wild69 November 12, 2017
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Double decker wet

When a male is having intercourse with a female then the male sticks his penis into the vagina whilst his tong is also in the females vagina
Karen:Put that double decker wet in my pussy

Bob: anything for you ahhhh
by 123456789qhhhhhhhheyxbsu May 20, 2021
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Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
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wet willy jr.

when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.
Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!
by tonys*gurl83 November 5, 2011
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Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.
"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
by SultanofFez January 7, 2019
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