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Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus

A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him

Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him
by Toasted Tony November 17, 2021
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House hunting with Jesus

A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.
by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020
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jesus antonio martinez

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
by green gazes May 10, 2018
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[bong hits] for [jesus]

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'
by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009
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jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.
by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018
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