The Flying Fitzgeralds

Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald are the brothers often called The Flying Fitzgeralds. They are true heroes of history. Both of these heroic brothers served in the US Airforce. They saved the nation countless times. I can't even begin to tell you all of their heroic deeds but I will mention one of the many. One time after 911, another terrorist wanted to attack the United States of America. So this terrorist was about to fly his plane into a very large building and kill millions of people. But The Flying Fitzgeralds uncovered his evil plan and stopped it. In an epic dogfight in the skies, The Flying Fitzgeralds managed to bring the terrorist's plane down before anyone was hurt. They saved millions of lives that day. This is just one of the dozens of heroic deeds they've accomplished. But there's too many to list here. But the key takeaway is that The Flying Fitzgeralds: Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald were national hero pilots of the United States. I hope more people hear the tale of these heroes. These heroes don't get the recognition they deserve. If you're reading this, spread the word about The Flying Fitzgeralds.

Man "IT'S THE FLYING FITZGERALDS! OMG!"
Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY!"
Lary "No need for thanks. We were just doing our job."
Bruce "Yeah, it's an honor to serve this country."
Man 1 and Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025

Nimcompoop Fly

An annoying fly that just hovers around ur house

You stupid Nimcompoop Fly

- Maisie

by HazOfficialXD July 27, 2022

Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

Fly high

Paying respects to a dead person.

Person 1: "_____ just died"
Person 2: "Fly high, brother"

by bob_the_cop July 1, 2022

flying lolers

someone who is really funny. comes from the expression "flying colors"

chick1 "I just came back from a date with this guy."
chick2 "whats he like?"
chick 1 "He came through with flying lolers!"

by lordofdudes April 27, 2011

bunker flying

The act of propelling someone ridiculously high in the air performed as such: person A (bouncer) jumps on partially deflated paintball bunker, which in turn propells person B (bouncee) really, really, high

todd broke his head on a light bunker flying

by T_H_C October 16, 2006

flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021