I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

good day to be a duck

Its raining outside “good day to be a duck”

P1- “what’s the weather like outside”

P2 - “good day to be a duck it’s as wet as fuck”

by Ansega64 November 22, 2021

red duck

someone who quacks like a duck while boning a girl with their bloody penis

bitch wanna red duck

by uncleryancurran July 24, 2016

Tug and Duck

A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.

You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.

by Mr Prolapsed October 22, 2019

shooting ducks

v. a person who walks while farting

Jim said he was shooting ducks in the hallway.

by miner1253 May 23, 2022

Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?

by JewCorner March 4, 2022

Ducking

Like, "Fucking," but with ducks. Likely used accidentally when using an iPhone to type, "Fucking."

I am so ducking awesome.

by MattyIce7 October 29, 2017