Hard

A pool with no water.

My new viewers met me at the town hard, and they became dehydrated afterwards.

by NationwideFan2020 January 12, 2021

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

Try-Hard

A person who plays too much Fortnite/ Call of Duty and won't give up.

"Jesus Christ! How long has this guy been playing that game?"

"He's a try-hard, he won't playing until he gets a win."

by Wiztik March 8, 2018

Hard nubbin

When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.

Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017

hard nagget

someone who’s being out of the ordinary, they’ve been acting weird, or different then how they usually act, also they don’t notice it.

“Makayla has been acting like a hard nagget latley, since she hung out with roger.”

by the unknown 101 September 23, 2018

Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head

Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*

by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017

Hard Cosby

A mixed drink consisting of hard alcohol, Viagra/Cialis, and Rohypnol/Roofalin. Used primarily by gold digging hoes trying to get knocked up by rich celebrities, people trying create blackmail material, and general psychotic fuckers.

A: Dude why would fuck that ho without a rubber?
B: I didn't fuck her, she raped me.
A: How can a woman rape a man?
B: She made me a Hard Cosby instead of a gin & tonic.
A: Oh shit, see that's why you make your own drinks.

by Zeteo Logos July 12, 2017