Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
by PeePeeAsh April 14, 2019
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Texas Fever

Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"
by south_town October 23, 2011
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