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Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
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Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
you gonna give me that texas special, rodney?
by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020
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texas booty sauce

The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.

Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food
by Deathbybacon April 7, 2016
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Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018
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Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.
"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"
by texastophat January 5, 2024
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all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.
Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
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san leon, texas

a small ass town in southern texas that’s filled with rednecks
person: i once bought some questionable substances from san leon, texas
by leoriosbae October 5, 2021
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