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Texas Toenail

When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.
“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”
by TexasToenail January 16, 2019
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Texas

"The Lone Star State"

Texas is the 2nd Largest State by size and population, The state is experiencing rapid economic and population growth due to outgoing Californians or New Yorkers.

Demographics (2020) -------
40% Hispanic

40% White
13% Black
6% Asian
1% Other

Population: 30,500,000 (2023) (+4.7% from 2020)

Capital: Austin (2,421,115) (2022, +6% from 2020)
Largest Cities ----------
Dallas-Fort Worth: 7,943,685 (2022, +4% from 2020)

Houston: 7,368,466 (2022, +3% from 2020)

San Antonio: 2,655,342 (2022, +3.80% from 2020)

Politics: Leans Republican

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2020 Presidential:
52% Trump
46% Biden

2022 Midterms/TX Governor election:

Greg Abbott (R): 54.8%

Beto O Rourke (D): 44%
Texas is an okay state, Though i would avoid South Texas & the U.S Mexico border
by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024
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Texas Sticky Boot

When one person takes another persons sock, and ejaculates inside of it, and rolls it back up, and places it back in the drawer for said person to unknowingly find.
Brandon gave Chad the old Texas Sticky Boot.
by ButcherMan1990 October 18, 2018
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Texas Fill Out

This situation normally occurs with men who move to Texas. Previously, they may have had a light bodily frame. Upon moving to Texas, they fill out with that healthy cornbread glow, looking extra thick and fine. We call that a Texas Fill Out.
"Have you seen Logan since he moved to Texas?"

"No, why?"

"Boy's got that Texas Fill Out!"
by Welovetexas August 27, 2022
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Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.
Stay away from the Texas One Eye.
by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024
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Godley Texas

Godley Texas is the worst place to work in America
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Texas Red

The antagonist of the song "Big Iron" who was an infamous outlaw who lived in the town of Agua Fria, who one day was challenged by the protagonist of the song, the Arizona Ranger to a duel, which he lost and died.
"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
by France Is Terrible March 17, 2025
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