Sweet Tea

A liquid substance that is sweet

HERES THE MOTHERFUKING TEA.

I need sweet tea not water sir.

by Pemunitedfry November 7, 2019

tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism

by Veiga February 24, 2022

Sheet-tea

Sheet-tea is a tea made from Goatweed aka Woolly Croton. The tea was used as a medicine for fighting fevers and colds. The origins come from fragmented and rapidly disappearing oral history of the indigenous blacks of North America.

The plant Woolly Croton is considered poisonous by scientist and there is no written uses for this plant or none that can be easily found.

The tea was prepared by placing a large pot of water over fire, turning off the fire once the water is boiling then placing the entire plant in the pot and covering it for 15-30 minutes or until the water darkens.

It's best to pick the Sheet-tea before first frost otherwise, it loses its potency.

by UnknowableOne July 10, 2022

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

meadow tea

urine from any animal that lives in the wild, usually forest and plain areas, which is consumed by a human for survival or leisurely

Man, I got trapped in the woods and there were no streams around...had to live off of meadow tea.

by grimreaper252 May 30, 2011

Tuppence In A Tea Cup

When you stuff your balls into another mans ass...

Alex: "I think its time to stick a tuppence in a tea cup good fellow"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018