Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.

"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"

by Tffkfgkiv November 25, 2019

mac-n-dog sandwiches

Mac and cheese with sliced off hot dogs in a sandwich. It's the most delicious thing in existence.

Yo, mom can I get a mac-n-dog sandwiches before I leave?

by fakeralsoof October 1, 2020

Roast Beef Sandwich With Mayo

When a guy eats a woman out after she’s banged multiple dudes.

Stacy came home after a girls night out last night and I wanted to surprise her, but ended up eating a roast beef sandwich with Mayo instead! That cheating whore!

by Reversecougar00 December 22, 2022

Sandwich Lunch Provided (slp)

The reason for doing something or going to an event, the same way how you will only go to an occasion if there is a "sandwich lunch provided".

Are you going to the races because Warona's going, and she's the sandwich lunch provided (slp)?

by Eazy-Ed October 25, 2017

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!

Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

Mile high club sandwich

A threesome that occurs mid-flight on an aeroplane

'How was your flight?'
'Pretty good. I had a mile high club sandwich.'
'Damn! I didn't even get a bag of peanuts.'

by Jim Barry June 11, 2019

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick

“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

by Tittie boi May 5, 2022