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Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza
Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.
by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023
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frozen supermarket pizzas

capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius
"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"

"I never knew that fam."
by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024
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Mystic Pizza

Mystic Pizza is a term used to describe the fake facade or false representation of items owned, success earned, and the false personas entertainers portray in their content. It is commonly used by rappers, musicians, actors, and social media influencers to acquire more viewership and subscriptions, listeners, and followers.

The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.

Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
I cannot believe she would stoop as low as to pay someone for mystic pizza to get more listeners?!
by Joey Murder June 5, 2024
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Pizza Basement Guy

Pizza Basement Guy (also known as PBG) is a replacement for Pizza Tower Guy (also known as PTG) in Pizza Basement. Or is just the other name to call Megafrostbear.
Person 1: I finally Added Pizza Basement Guy into the level.
Person 2: ain’t no fucking way.
by Megafrostbear June 9, 2024
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Pizza Basement Guy

Pizza Basement Guy (PBG for short) is a replacement for Pizza Tower Guy (PTG for short) in Pizza Basement. It’s also a nickname for Megafrostbear.
Example 1
Person 1: I finally respited Pizza Tower Guy to Pizza Basement Guy.
Person 2: Ain’t no fucking way.
Example 2
Person 1: Have you heard of Pizza Basement Guy?
Person 2: You mean Megafrostbear?
by Megafrostbear June 10, 2024
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Pizza Basement Guy

Pizza Basement Guy (PBG for short) is a replacement for Pizza Tower Guy (PTG for short) in Pizza Basement. It's also a nickname for Megafrostbear.
Example 1
Person 1: 1 finally respited Pizza Tower Guy to Pizza Basement Guy.
Person 2: Ain’t no fucking way.
Example 2
Person 1: Have you heard of Pizza Basement Guy?
Person 2: You mean Megafrostbear?
by Megafrostbear June 11, 2024
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Pizza Children

when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.
“let’s get these pizza children home safe”
by xokillme June 16, 2024
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