One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.

Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.

by witshang February 10, 2022

Weird one

That means he stands out from the rest of the crowd, the type of kid to say 5 + 5 is 2... he's a special one.

Eyo, you see that kid over there...?

Oh yeah he a weird one.

by prttyken May 20, 2021

moley ones

The moley ones are recently discovered people who like the pigeon chested ones are immune to the brainwashing powers of the curlew. Therefore making them are target to be killed by the curlews before a revolt can be formed

The moley ones are people who can be recognised to have a mole situated on their nose. A person with a mole on any other part of the body other then the nose, is not one of the moley ones.

by Pchest&Mole Revolt May 5, 2004

one-spacer

a dumb nobody who's not getting into college and going nowhere with her life. will probably die in a hole. named connie

connie is such a one-spacer

by ali, liza, alix November 14, 2004

it's gon' be one

a problem, a misunderstanding, a fight

If he don't pay back that $20! It's gon' be one!

by Dannie June 6, 2003

buy one get one free

a synonym for masturbation

Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back

by John Doughty May 1, 2008

one ring

The act of calling your friends to let them know that you want to speak to them. You call, let the phone ring once and hang up. If they feel like talking to you, they'll call you back.

Jeff: Oh, Jane just gave me a one ring. Wonder what she wants?
Calls her straight away.
Jane: Hi Jeff. Just wanted to say hi and see whats new in your life? blah....blah...blah

by Luv2Bcrazy September 9, 2009