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Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
by Scandal123 July 31, 2010
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hoes mad

why you pressed?
hoes mad.
by thottiepuffgirl June 29, 2019
mugGet the hoes madmug.

Mads

Danish guy, whos name is an abreviation of mattheus.
Is a Handsome guy with a massive penis and extreme sex appeal.
Mads is normally given to a person who is destined to do great things and fuck bitches.
Mads is such a Handsome motherfucker that will fuck your girl if your not careful.
by Maximus69420 November 22, 2021
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booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor."

"Man, that concession girl is cute."
"Dude!"
"Sorry, booth madness."
by Fill M. December 9, 2008
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MAD Humor

When a person says a "big word" in a sentence and repeats it afterwards in a higher tone.
"Ganto example ng MAD Humor. Hala ang sophisticated ng wording mo"
"SOPHISTICATED?!"
*namalo*
by Sardy June 20, 2024
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Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

Any Pro-Trump supporters who use the termTrump Derangement Syndrome to attack anyone who is anti-Trump.
Ruby got called out for having Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus by her friend ,Becky ,after Ruby said that she had Trump Derangement Syndrome .
by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022
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Whole Hoggy Mad Doggy

To pursue something with such ferocity that one begins to lose basic motor functions and most traces of intelligence.
Watch out! He's going whole hoggy mad doggy this game!
by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021
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