ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021

RACK NINJA

The art of maneuvering throughout the warehouse racks with incredible stealth on an extremely slow day of work.

Mike-"Hey dude where's Carey?"
Dan-"I dunno, taking a dump?"
Carey-"Psssst up here"
Dan-"stop playing rack ninja"

by cwhitelock13 March 7, 2014

ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .

by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

Ninja Webbing

The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners

"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"

by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008

ninja

N.national
I.intelegents
N.na
J.just
A.assholes

rick is a real ninja

by dfgffi;sdfisfdishgeorfeiohaeir January 5, 2010

Ninja

A blue-haired salty gamer from Twitch that'll only be nice to you if you're a kid or another Twitch streamer. The man's not even nice to his own wife and becomes toxic is a season skirmish. Most of his videos on Twitch/Youtube consist of him getting high-kill games and being nice. But be careful. He sometimes can't control what he says and becomes toxic to his own friends. He's usually a nice person but off-camera he's just another Jake/Logan Paul. He's also rich AF and spends his money on nothing.

"Ninja has ligma and he's overrated like Fortnite."

by seeseesnowboard October 24, 2018

round house ninja

A name given to a person who is so fluent in the use of the round house kick that he/she can use it in virtually any circumstance, and has mastered every aspect of the round house kick.

He's a round house ninja, I saw him take down three people with a single kick.

by Ushinawa Tamashi August 6, 2011