Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps by fzxens October 11, 2008
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To dominate effortlessly.
Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.
michael phelps by TheRealIzzy October 10, 2008
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michael sphinkter group
the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.
a fucking cockbite.
a fucking cockbite.
"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"
"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"
"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"
michael sphinkter group by Jimijam486 June 19, 2009
Michael Bolton
Rhyming slang to be used when someone from your party has left unexpectedly, especially during a drinking session.
Michael Bolton by Pickerring January 8, 2008
Michael Knowles
A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
Michael Knowles by WatchOutWomen. March 19, 2016
Michael world
a county that one of my teachers made up just for fun, but then all of us kids took it seriously!! mIcHaEl WoRlD rOxX mUh SoXx!!!!
Teacher: for example you would have to ask the principle about putting up a flyer for starting your own country?
Kiddo: hah yeah i think michael should start a country!
Michael: yeah i wanna start michael world
OR>>>
MICHAEL WORLD!! population: 8
Kiddo: hah yeah i think michael should start a country!
Michael: yeah i wanna start michael world
OR>>>
MICHAEL WORLD!! population: 8
Michael world by Klansee July 16, 2008
michael ratlips
a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"
has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe
hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
michael ratlips by mungolions March 9, 2009