Gudrun's Law

The answer to any news article title with a question mark is no

A: So, I just saw this article titled"Does lemon juice cure cancer ?"

B: No, Gudrun's law

by Gbit July 13, 2018

Green Pepper Law

Any and all instance of the word "Subterfuge" can and will be pointed out by 2017x fans.

"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."

by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Law

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Faster Law!!!

by Lawmobeew November 21, 2021

Bae In Law

Your best friend’s bae.

She’s my best friend’s bae, so she’s my bae in law.

by Lady Bear November 25, 2021

Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator

Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law

by Count Spicula September 9, 2023

Darrens law

An opinion that supercedes facts or rules.

The rule book states that play should be allowed. Yes, but according to Darrens Law, it doesn't matter.

by T-man930 September 29, 2021