John xina

i cant see him but john xina is the leader of china and yeah

“Everyone bow down to john xina)”
“Here he cums!”

by Deezeater69 March 4, 2022

Johns Creek

A wealthy Georgia suburb north of Atlanta where no one knows how to drive and decent people are highly likely of being crashed into

"Hey Carl, wanna take your new Jeep for a ride"

"Hell no Samantha, we live in Johns Creek"

by navajojoe69 November 14, 2020

Oi john

This is used in cockney London slang to ask a bartender for a drink

Oi John get me a lager will ya

by Black night April 1, 2022

John Cena

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.

"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence

by 123guy456 January 18, 2019

john cenad

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere

Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016

Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011

Little John

Small penis

Bitch 1: remember that dude from yesterday

Bitch 2: yeah what about him
Bitch 1: I sucked him off but figured out that he has a little john.
Bitch 2: knew he had a small dick fucking loser

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021