bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009

Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

Turn-around J

Equates to a turn-around jumpshot in basketball. May be accompanied by a shimmy shake, a little razzle dazzle, or ooh-ooh shoulder.

Jordan just hit that turn-around J to win the game.

Can be used in a connotative manner: Oh man, I just drove right past our destination, I better pull a turn-around J.

by SwKWhiteKnight May 14, 2018

J-Fee group

A high school friend group of kids who roam around Marine Park and think they tuff. Some of the members are the tribal chief, the prowler, spear, and sloth. They love destroying things but always respect there leaders Mr. Phil and Mrs. Charlene.

I was walking around the neighborhood and saw the J-Fee group.

by hrnfnfjcncisbbx c June 12, 2023

Jocking my j’s

To mess with someone. Ex pulling my chain

Why you jocking my j’s

by XX Smith xx May 8, 2020

Micheal j. Fox

The anti elvis, the evil opposite of Elvis. Micheal J Fox has no Elvis in him. He is the only person in the known universe that has no Elvis in him, because he is the anti-elvis. He is the only person not currently elvisvolving into elvisness through elvislution towards the image of the king.

"Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware December 23, 2022