emperor snow

snow likes elsa a lot. don't judge.

emperor snow is best emperor
Hey Snow, Elsa is hot!
Yes

by lord red, cake lord November 6, 2020

Shoveling Snow

When you put Cocaine on a female's ass, snort it, then put it on your dick and fuck her.

A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!

by TheMonoBro6969 May 9, 2018

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Car snow

This is the purest of all of the snows. This is the snow that doesn't have leaves or twigs in it, it has come straight from the top of a car and what's more there is no need to bend over to get it.

In an intense snowball fight car snow is like gold dust.

Guy 1: We are getting bombarded
Guy 2: Quick over there, use the car as cover as then we can also some of that sweet car snow.

by stunamii January 8, 2010

Snow Drift

Or "Snowdrift", is an affectionate self-applied label for white people who regularly inhabit racially diverse spaces on social media. The term commonly appears in self-deprecating racial humor, as a way for white allies to come to terms with their internalized racism. The idea is to reconstruct the white identity as something based on uniqueness as opposed to supremacy.

"Finally went to go see 'Get Out'. Great movie, but you should have seen the theater. It was almost completely empty; just me and five other snow drift stragglers"

by depressedannie April 2, 2017

sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather

My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.

by exo1083 May 1, 2024

cincinnati snow plow

When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally

Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.

by Chody pokes January 7, 2023