shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023

Shower Burst

When you _bust_ a nut in the shower faucet.

_broooo!_ we saw him do a shower burst last night!

by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023

Chocolate Shower

A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.

Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"

by 3X1ST3D May 16, 2023

Cold shower September

Yep. A test in your ability to be uncomfortable.

UGHHHH I HATE COLD SHOWER SEPTEMBER

by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 24, 2023

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023