Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

i been have

Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.

I been have this on for long time

by Namethisword February 24, 2020

I don't have words

Literally.as it sounds. Expression used when someone is shocked and dismayed about something.

"I don't have words"is what ariana grande said
After the shootings at the concert in birmingham england

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt

A fool-proof phrase that will instantly reset a distorted pattern of speech/stutter during a conversation.

"So I told Uncle Jay th-th-th.. fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt, that I didn't care for his choice of song"

by Jellybelly0 October 31, 2021

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017

you have bevel

When you gotta tell someone they have the bevel tool in Blender to make a triangle.

YOU HAVE BEVEL, TYLER!

by DimpsyBoots November 2, 2019