by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Generic white round Percocet with 512 imprint containing 325mg of Acetaminophen and 5mgs of Oxycodone. Usually abused to get high and legally obtainable. (Easy high dependency.)
by AreYOUHIGH?! September 19, 2009

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.
by starkhitecture January 22, 2011

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!
by SG937 October 25, 2010
