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fish farts

when you keep farting all day, but the farts are really tiny and come in waves of 3-7 tiny bubbles. They feel like what it looks like when fish blow bubbles in an aquarium or probably what a actual fish fart is like. For the most part the do not carry a scent, but they ones that do are pretty bad. Fish farts are so tiny you will actually forget you have them, even though they come ever few minutes. Part of how they get their name is becasue they have the memory of a fish. Also know as "double F's."
I had the fish farts all day. I know they were carriers too. I could tell how Christy was looking at me.
by thejake713 December 21, 2008
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Neck fart

When someone is so overweight that their butt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. This extended crack provides a channel for an anal fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.
dude i was screwing this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that's when i realized she neck farted.
by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009
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farting shit

Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.
Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.
by CoralOralMarisa June 19, 2014
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fiddely fart

The act of farting while walking. One trying to hold the fart in with tight butt cheaks - but the fart escapes causing a fiddely motion.
by P'lette September 28, 2006
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monkey fart

A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.
Did that stain come from a monkey fart?
by Bob Hester February 12, 2004
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blow fart

A silent, pillowy release that seems to embrace the bearer in a comforting, airy embrace.
Oh dude, nice blow fart...
by limey o'bradfield July 16, 2008
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scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite
meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.
by apple seller November 9, 2013
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