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Dick Mold

Anytime one's clothing (shorts, pants, etc.) molds the penis, leaving it visible.
This most commonly occurs when one gets out of a pool or ocean and the bathing suit sticks to and molds the penis, resulting in Dick Mold.
by Kasuhaku1 December 4, 2012
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pisskey dick

When during sex you have to urinate so badly that you cannot maintain an erection.
Friend: "What happened last night man, girl told me you went limp?"
You: "Well I was pretty drunk and it happened so fast I didn't go to the bathroom when we got to my place."
Friend: "Uh oh"
You: "Yeah... I had pisskey dick real bad."
by ekcrisp July 13, 2012
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Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes
Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds
by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012
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Dick Diping

When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.

The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.
Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.
by montrilonite December 31, 2011
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dick abusers

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.
by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012
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Bagga Dicks

Derived from the term "Bag of Dicks" this phrase means: Sucks; Terrible; Is unfavorable; having qualities that would be deemed douche-like. Shitty beyond compare.
1) Dude, that guy is a Bagga Dicks
2) Man, I'm sorry to hear that, that's a Bagga Dicks
by TKao September 21, 2011
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Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*
Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*
by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018
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