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National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
National big dick day is for all the big boys.
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International Drip Day 

On May 31st which is the last day of school wear your DRIPPIEST fit and ball out😂🥵
Its international drip day. Why u lookin like a bum?

International Kinky Day 

This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.
Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.

Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”

Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”

Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicoles kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!

You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!

National Nude Day 

July 14th where everyone sends nudes all day

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY 

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars
Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”
National fuck off day by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019