douche bag

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

by JeremyJ November 21, 2007

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douche bag

following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket

so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

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douche cake

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

by Rachel McPaisley August 25, 2008

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Momma Douche

your mother, my mother, any woman who is a mother and being a douche or having a douchey attitude.

they always say ur name like; " AaaannnnNNNNnnnAAAAAA"

"yo momma douche wont watch the baby tonight so i cant go out."

by AnnA Ne November 02, 2010

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Trifecta of Douche

One of the ultimate insults. A combination of Douche bag, douche nozzle, and douche liquid. (can also be used as simply 'the trifecta') Usually only refers to one individual, making him the biggest douche of everyone around.

1) "Hey do you know Steve?"
"Yeah man he is the Trifecta of Douche!"

2) "Is Jay coming to the party?"
"Naw dude, when hes at parties, he's the Trifecta"

by aSavageFerrett June 23, 2009

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