Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

by Lol, ur grandma March 27, 2023

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Get the Ur mommug.

The defenition of 'ur mum', coming from the ancient greek mythology as 'ureono mummus', is a term often used by people who try to convince the person they are talking to, as a form or manner to tell them they are 'gay'.

'Hey how are you doing?', friend 1 said.
'ur mum', friend 2 replied.

by Banaan1234 September 14, 2020

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Get the ur mummug.

ur mom

epick burn you tell people when they're being gay

person: you're a bitch
you: ur mom

by i dont like bread January 8, 2023

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Get the ur mommug.

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

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Get the Ur aunt Bertha likes my girthermug.

ur local bad boi

yeah you know that kid yeah? the wanna be gangsta with the cheap stunts (eg poppin up a bike tire, lighting a fire) then gettin caught and goes crying back to mommy

ey niam

yeah fam

wassup

nothin wanna pop a bike tire and lite sum fiyas?

nah blad stop being such a local bad boy

nah fam im ur local bad boi

by poggers? June 2, 2021

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