yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.
Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.
Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019
It was hard for me to type the definition of "yo mama" on Urban Dictionary while I was balls deep in Yo Mama"
by That Dude That Knows November 20, 2020
the one and only female person that gave birth to you and suffered horrible pain just so you can live and make fun of her on the internet.lmao
by oneandonlymemelord August 10, 2018
The act of pushing and then puling a turd in and out of your butthole, as if your turd was a "brown yo-yo."
Hey man, you wanna play Brown Yo-Yo?
What in the actual hell are you asking me this time?
You gotta yo-yo a turd in and out of your asshole. Whoever can last the longest without letting it out wins!
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What in the actual hell are you asking me this time?
You gotta yo-yo a turd in and out of your asshole. Whoever can last the longest without letting it out wins!
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by B R O W N August 29, 2022
That Dingle over there is Hella Bamf Yo!
by StEaLtHxDaNgLeZ February 08, 2012
It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.
by Taytortot September 07, 2020