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suck your mom

a word used by a lot of roadmen and they would say it to offend and then the person would take offence.
person 1- suck your mom blud
Person 2 - oi you talken about my mom fuck of
by Ella Wootton March 3, 2021
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Suck My Hump

Sam: Dude you so gotta get a hair cut.
Gill: *angry face* Suck My Hump.
by Twilight2013 January 19, 2013
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Cock sucking mutherfucker

by Brian King May 9, 2003
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suck my elbow

since "suck my dick" is offensive to women, "suck my elbow" is offensive because you can't suck your own elbow therefor someone else has to suck your elbow. it's the perfect insult.
john- "you stole my car"

Jenny- "Well you can suck my elbow!"
by The Gremelyn March 28, 2011
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Suck My Dog

To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off
Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed

Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog
by SceneOne March 24, 2011
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Suck It University

Suck It University (SIU) is the actual college for people who suck dick! So all you fags go getcho applications today:)
Ohhh, uber pwnge, get some beotch!! how bout you just go get yoself an application to Suck It University, i bet you'd graduate with honors!
by tux4lobo November 11, 2010
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green day sucks

A very true statement about an idiot who has no freinds and can't get a date. If you've got a problem with that bitch, I don't give a fuck.
Hey man, Tool's right.
Hey, bitch, fuck yourself. Oh, sorry, your ass even rejected you. OOPS! I bet you're just a sorry ass that sits at home alone, typing up retarded articles because it's the only way to get noticed. And I wouldn't be talking about Billie Joe. You got rejected by your ass. You bitch.

(NOTE: All words are directed to the bitch that thinks Green Day sucks in the article above.)
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