dad

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad.

*dissapears*

by nicothebitch November 28, 2021

Rich Dad Whore

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore

Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather

by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020

dad squad

A group a fathers who are prominent figures in the lives of their children who help chaperone their daughters first date to scare her date into being a total gentleman

I have my dad squad here with me to help chaperone my daughter's first date.

by MinDATucker October 29, 2018

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

dad

dad
someone who raped 15 different women in 15 different months

my dad is a special person

by gagadad October 3, 2019