burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too
Im trying to be burning perfect
by glowing December 13, 2013
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Dick Burn

When your dick gets burned by your underwear/zipper from getting dry humped by some hood rat.
Man, that chick gave me dickburn!

What, that’s not real!
Oh! Dick Burn is real.
by T.B. Trailer November 10, 2017
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chris burns

The ultimate legend and has a way with lady's bur yet can also be kind and loving
Uno that kid chris burns he's a right legend
by SKINNY-C February 21, 2018
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side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"
by Sammibuka June 29, 2004
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fart burn

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 08, 2022
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Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"
by Nianianananan February 25, 2023
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after-burn effect

When you crack a good joke that causes someone to involuntarily chuckle for an extended time after.
I see that Emily is feeling that after-burn effect; she can't stop laughing!
by Grissdom October 04, 2015
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