Texas Detergent

When you run out of detergent and use your semen as a substitute. Could leave white spots...

A: Did you use all the tide detergent?

B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.

by Lil Henry March 14, 2011

Texas horseriding

When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton

" I was Texas horseriding on my girl when my grandma fell off the stairs"

by Haylhytler August 12, 2025

Texas Spittoon

When during anal intercourse, you pull out and spit your Copenhagen in the hole and then proceed to resume intercourse.

I gave Anne a Texas Spittoon last night, and she hit me for it.

by Johnny Jerry September 11, 2025

Alexis Texas

When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.

Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.

Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.

by Super Wasian November 6, 2023

The texas downy

A retard of such proportions that they are too autistic to be labeled as your average handicapped person.

Did you see bobby he went from down syndrome to the texas downy real fast.

by The ultimate funyun February 27, 2017

Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop

by Opossum of Texas January 3, 2025

texas oil

Nigga it's that lean

I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension

by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017