Take Your Pajamas Off

A way of saying 'You must be dreaming.' Derived from 'Take your pajamas off, because you are dreaming'.

Bob wanted $500 for the jousting sticks, so I said, "take your pajamas off."

by drillvoice March 10, 2009

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

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"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"

by the when the February 27, 2021

Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010

Take me don't wake me

When consenting adult partners agree in advance to allow and prefer their partner to have sex with them while sleeping.

Listen babe, I'm tired and going to bed. If you get in the mood, take me don't wake me.

by KeViN2017ABC123 May 4, 2017

Take my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.

Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.

by sexual napalm July 12, 2010

taking things too far

in the face of authority and when things are set out to burke, a peter will go that extra bit over the top.

in the face of an order, will cause a ruckoss on a stern moral ground and to the point of self destruction, will most definately engage in taking things too far.

by Martin Kelly February 18, 2007

Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006