The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.
Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit
Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.
Or
"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit
Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.
Or
"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
by PeboMan April 18, 2017
Get the The Eye Contact Rulemug. Person 1 - Ay m8, heard u took that girl home for a root last night.
Person 2 - yeah, it got pretty wild.
Person 1 - you dont mean...
Person 2 - hardcore rule 53.
Person 2 - yeah, it got pretty wild.
Person 1 - you dont mean...
Person 2 - hardcore rule 53.
by Yaboi hoi May 26, 2018
Get the Rule 53mug. The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!
Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!
Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!
by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018
Get the rule 69 of sexmug. The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.
by Kristine December 14, 2004
Get the 20 minute rulemug. An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.
The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.
Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!
The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.
Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!
by Thooms June 24, 2009
Get the three day rulemug. Someone who has taste and would love to see that stupid, pu$$y a$$ nigga burn in hell cos he sucks at making music.....he need ashitty to help him make a song and yet its still shit.
Ja Should eat shit and die
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by WayneHalford January 24, 2005
Get the Ja Rule Hatermug. This is the Rule of Thumb invented on the VN Guineve DAOC message board.
Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.
Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.
Bob: I like this chick, should I date her? She is a bit older than me. I mean, like in Cougar territory.
John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..
Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.
John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.
John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..
Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.
John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.
by VN Person December 4, 2009
Get the Falcar's Rule of Thumbmug.