Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"

by Token Man July 24, 2010

Play some bassline

Question often asked of house DJs at a pub or nightclub by a punter who can't think of anything more original to ask for.

OI MATE CAN YOU PLAY SOME BASSLINE?

Yeah sure, what do you me to play?

ANYTHING YOU KNOW.... BASSLINE... ER.. BAD BOY CHILLER CREW..

sigh...

by exup35 July 25, 2022

playing objective

another word for camping

person 1: "i was playing objective"
person 2:"no you were camping faggot"

by hsgaidhdocjdjdjdjdx August 21, 2025

The higher you are the fairer the play.

It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.

I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.

by Jslayer33 July 27, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Lodi sucker play

The Lodi sucker play is a fake-out move (primary used during a sports game) where one player holds two balls. They throw one ball into the air, distracting a second player, and while the other player is distracted, the first player chucks the second ball at the groin.

I'm still having pains from when Tommy hit me with a Lodi sucker play.

by djorangejuice April 21, 2018

playing cop

Being a little bitch and ratting out your friends even though they will get big consequences.

Kid: Mom! Ronnie ate all the cookies!

Ronnie: ^_^

Mom: Ronnie how dare you! Go to your room. You're in big trouble ! And as for YOU, no more playing cop.

by ineedmealife September 9, 2017