Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the free-food fiascomug. Because it is
by Killin Hitman May 6, 2021
Get the Why Is Food Goodmug. person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger
Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese
Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese
Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
by lil steezy January 14, 2010
Get the fast food longmug. Food is what you eat and what you live on but most importantly food is a girl's best friend forever food will never give up on you. Food can be a stretch to Dango to Tofu.To indian food to Mediterranean food.Food will be there for you if it is in your fridge, or in a hotel. FOOD IS FOOD AND IF YOU HAVE IT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DON"T HAVE FOOD.
by oofthereitisthedramaoof000#### February 19, 2019
Get the Foodmug. 
Hiorty: Anybody want some Corned Beef? Its quite great Irish Food.
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...
by OreganoMeme January 25, 2025
Get the Irish Foodmug. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by Just do it man April 14, 2021
Get the gross foodmug.