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Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.
I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!
by Hob knobber June 4, 2023
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Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin
by gymboy318 October 16, 2019
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Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH
My choc-chip banana Muffin
by toastedtoast February 11, 2019
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willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023
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drop a muffin

Whoa!.... did you drop a muffin?
by Ree Ree Horn January 13, 2014
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Muffin

Wow What a whole lot of muffins
by Curtainlover69 April 1, 2018
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Long Muffin

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.
by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018
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