Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.

UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!

by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019

JACOB

the best

JACOB is the best

by not_____Jacob October 29, 2019

Jacob

Short lanky British cracker

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half

by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022

Jacob Armstrong

I'm Jacob Armstrong.

My name is Jacob Armstrong!

by JacobArmstrong April 25, 2021

Jacob

Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.

Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you

by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019

Jacob

A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.

"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"

by whatagreatmovie October 13, 2022