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Can Of Corn's Hellstrom

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Can Of Corn's Hellstrom
by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025
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cuz i can

why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019
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Coke can

Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by
Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?

Yes, it is very impressive and girthy
by TotalWiggles December 31, 2020
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Culture on the Can

noun / verb / lifestyle
kul-chur on thuh kan

1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
1. “Honestly? I get all my news, trends, and low-key wisdom from Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
by cultureonthecan June 26, 2025
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shake the can

checking in with someone about a decision, plan of action, or proposed change
Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”

Lex: Absolutely not.
by Cherrybomb666 February 12, 2020
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you can always quit tomorrow

if your homie wants to quit a bad habit you can say it to convince him to do that bad habit one more time.
+ Homie : Dude, i am suffering from my this drunking problem.
- Y : Ahhh c'mon duuuudeeee. You can always quit tomorrow. Come drink with me one more time.
+ Homie : Ok.. One last time then.
by DamienGrey September 29, 2019
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Can I sip your suul

When you don’t want teacher to know your asking your friend to rip their juul
Ted: Can I sip your suul?
Madi: yea bro
by Sipyoursuul March 14, 2019
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