I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 02, 2021

I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

by Vampirejerk May 21, 2023

i'm not your hoe

in other words “im not your booty call” or “you can’t just call me when you want to have sex”

guy : hey girl wanna come over tonight, and have some fun?

girl : “ i'm not your hoe !”

by young girl 1235 February 09, 2024

I'm LiKe

Something you say about something or someone you have extreme amounts of disdain for.

"So you really want me to answer this wack question, I'm LiKe..."

by arcticroy July 09, 2021

I'm Getting Strongerrr!

When Scottie Barns screamed "I'm getting stronggerrrr" after doing some workouts.
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Coach: Keep going Scottie!
Scottie Barns: I'm getting strongerrr!

by February 08, 2025

I'm quitting

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary forever. Goodbye.

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary for life.

by Random Words & Definitions August 27, 2024

I'm him

A quote after successfully completing a difficult task that was the best for you.

Austin reaves hits a dagger jump shot in game 1 of the 2023 playoffs against the Memphis grizzlies and quotes "I'm him".

by Ethan Thompson February 21, 2025