Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

Czech golden shower

the sound of brass falling to the ground on a full auto VZ-61 Skorpion with a 20 round magazine

did you hear the czech golden shower??

by HoneyBadgerDG1F November 17, 2022

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.

"Her baby shower was so amazing"

by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Sin Shower

Not referring to an actual shower, "Sin Shower" is actually a term of endearment used for friend rituals. Such as when everyone is drunk as fuck or some idiots decide to hot box a tent their friend's parents need to use the next day.

Person A: "Dude, what happened yesterday?"
Person B: "It was one hell of a Sin Shower"

OR

Person A: "You know... I love you guys" *cries like a little bitch*
Person B: "Friends that Sin Shower together, stay together"
Karl: "Wtf is a Sin Shower"
Person B: "STFU KARL"

by GROOnpa January 12, 2022

surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020