by ethans big tittty gf January 16, 2024
a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS
“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
by ploughsbMx August 06, 2024
The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021
Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
by Uncle diddler the fiddler July 12, 2022
On february 11th of every year, you are allowed to bully any person named ethan, and they do not have the right to object
by LittLikesNekoKiller February 11, 2023