David

David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.

Wow look it’s my bestfriend david

by Brace._.facequeen December 27, 2022

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David W

giant noob
forever noob
xp waster
slacker
lil bitch

David w is forever noob

by Fwayshgod December 30, 2022

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David 13

Someone with covid that has a fever and saying illogical things.

My electrician has a case of David 13.

by Ltboston December 30, 2022

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David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...

Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen

by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023

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David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

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David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

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