by DigitizedCitrus #9186 July 21, 2019
Get the College Enemamug. A school located in crown point, full of neeks, ugly fuckboys and dead ballers. They act like they run point and are on smoke but in reality they’re all nerds.
Jessica: have you heard of St josephs college?
Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮
Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮
by FuckStJosephs January 10, 2020
Get the St josephs collegemug. Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case
Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders
Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
by nugzda51st July 6, 2025
Get the British International collegemug. Okay, college is probably one of the most overrated things in American culture. And please don’t lie and say that the vast majority of people go there for serious education. Many people just party there, but of course they probably won’t admit it and say that they want to get a bachelors in psychology or whatever. For some reason we apparently live in this messed up culture where someone who doesn’t go to college is seen as intellectually inferior, even if they aren’t in nearly as much debt, and actually make a decent amount of money (e.g. an electrician).
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.
College is overrated.
Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.
Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.
But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.
Like this:
Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.
Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!
Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).
Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.
Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.
But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.
Like this:
Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.
Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!
Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).
by EccentricCookie123 July 2, 2023
Get the Collegemug. A college girl at a university (not as common at community college) who expects everything her way, and gets pissed when that doesn’t happen.
She’s a college princess, that’s why she got mad when you disagreed with her.
Just treat the dog like a college princess’s boyfriend — keep it on a short leash.
Just treat the dog like a college princess’s boyfriend — keep it on a short leash.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
Get the College princessmug. It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.
High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
by davetheravewhoknowshowtobehave November 22, 2021
Get the Collegemug. Person 1: Spotswood College is holding their prefect elections again.
Person 2: yeah, surely my boy stairs wins the majority.
Person 2: yeah, surely my boy stairs wins the majority.
by BookieMcDookie November 22, 2021
Get the Spotswood Collegemug.