Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

Thai Burn

When a female grasps your penis and throttles it with unrelenting power, leaving a burning sensation after you ejaculate. Not to be confused with Tie Burn, which is a method of ejaculation by using... A tie.

"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"

by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023

Burn ha head

a term used when referring to receiving head

“ion een wanna fucc on his ho, i jus wanna burn ha head” -Dracbaby

by THEE memphis June 21, 2023

Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 24, 2023

Burn

UK prison slang for tobacco (although smoking is no longer allowed in UK prisons)

Got any burn bruv?

Yeah man, I'll sort you a pouch, you owe me two next week

by Heyyyyyyyyy March 8, 2023

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023

Defensive Burning Bones

Sun Tsugoku | Tomjiro

I just rushed this nigga and he Defensive Burning Bonesd me

by thisuernameisunavailable March 12, 2023