Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.

Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.

by Fillcolons October 04, 2018

condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

by Blue- White Colonel December 13, 2015

Mouth boner

That tingly feeling you get in your mouth when you think of a certain food or start eating something you've been thinking about eating.

Person 1: Why did my mouth feel weird when I took a bite of that Thin Mint?
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner

by sweaty-weeb February 09, 2015

boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 07, 2014

Mega Boner

When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.

Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.

by BootyTaken42069 February 06, 2020

lifetime boner

A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to

Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner

No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it

by CCCADA February 21, 2014

Mind Boner

To have a great idea.

I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!

by TooHardtoHandle January 13, 2015