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Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017
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Beat

Dave lost his license today dude. Oh that’s “beat” bro
by Owkdkdowlsl December 4, 2021
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beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020
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Beats

Beats are arguably the most popular pair of headphones out there. Also some of the most expensive. They were designed by a rap/artist that goes by "Dr. Dre" and are only owned by cool kids.
Guy1: "Yo dump that shit pair of headphones ya got there, instead buy urself a pair of beats!!!!"
Guy2: "What's so special about beats anyway, I've tried them and they sound exactly the same as this pair of sony headphones..?"
Guy1: "Well they're sold by Apple and look cool silly boi! They also make you look cool."
Guy2: "WoW I have to get those."
by coolestkidever69420 August 7, 2019
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beat freak

someone who literally just gets high, cleans and makes beats.
oh do u know Mackenzie & Sean? ugh they’re such fucking beat freaks! they do be living they best life doe....
by knziboots April 8, 2020
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beat a gavin day

Beat a Gavin day is a day on the 28th of September in which you can Beat anyone named Gavin and they CAN NOT fight back
I survived thus far restraining myself now I can go celebrate beat a gavin day!
by urmamasobigslol August 2, 2022
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