bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")

Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!

by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014

banging in

When two people in a relationship who have grown accustomed to one another spend an evening at home just having sex.

"You going out later?"
"Nah, me and my boo finally have the same night off so we're banging in."

by naray1n March 25, 2014

knuckle banging

to fuck the shit out of someones knuckles

i just finished knuckle banging cody and shaine so hard

by muncherofallass April 21, 2014

Betty Big Bangs

A beautiful busty blonde. Must be a daaaaaaaaaamn! On breast must be at least a D cup. Mainly beautiful German girls.

Damn that girl is a Betty big bangs.

by SGT ROBO-COP May 12, 2014

Twang-bang

to have sex with a Southerner(person who lives in the South-Eastern part of the United States)

a girl came down from New York to a concert in Mississippi and ended up having sex with a local guy. When she got home she said to her friends, "Damn, you need to go down South and have a Twang-bang, it blew my mind."

by irate April 12, 2014

BANG!

When you're in an awkward situation and you need to escape, you shout bang and do finger guns at them, then run away.

Ewan: I'm breaking up with you
Kony: Wait... What?
Ewan: Er... Er.... *un-holsters finger guns* BANG! *Runs away*
Kony: *Crys*

by Naftyoucunt May 11, 2014

estro-bang

A sexually charged gathering usually involving strap-ons of some fashion. The only hard limit being that under no circumstance shall an actual penis be used.

Dude ladies night again i swear all these baby showers are an excuse for an dl estro-bang .

by H&D productions May 14, 2014