Baby Jesus

A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.

Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.

by Punto4President April 14, 2010

Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Baby Daddy

Baby Daddy

A black man, usually without a father, thus basically angry, plants his seed in any flower in bloom, not for the enjoyment of sex but as a release of anger.

Without a father, the baby daddy never hears the words, "Boy you are going to take care of that baby!" Mama can't make this happen, child support folks can't make this happen, only the father. Since the baby daddy did not have a father, he thinks it is acceptable.

Note: This condition can be reversed by a good ass beating from baby mama's, brothers, cousins, friends and anyone else you can find to hold his ass down.

Mama, I ain't giving her shit. My baby daddy did'nt do shit for me.

My boy and me went over to his house, pulled him through the screen door and kick his baby daddy ass!

by C Jerome January 4, 2009

anti-baby

any form of birth control. i.e: pill, condom, morning after pill.

I forgot to use my anti-baby, so I might be pregnant.

by treesaregreen December 3, 2010

On baby feet

Used instead of on god derived from baby Jesus so basically when saying on baby feet you are saying on baby Jesus feet

I just got a new car and that hoe nice asf on baby feet

by Jaheim cyntrell March 4, 2022

frito baby

A child who loves a certain type of chip.

I love my little Frito Baby!

by Evilotus October 8, 2017

Blame it on baby

The album that cured everyone’s depression in 2020

Person 1: Yo did you hear about Blame it on baby? I don’t want to kill someone anymore!

by Jamesonfenway April 17, 2020